Chris is chasing the dragon's tail...or maybe the monkey's paw?

Dammit Chris. We leave you for one second and next thing we know your accepting strange needles from odd Japs and making friends with Necrophillic Hobos to attempt to quench your cursed thirst. For shame Pearson. What would Elise say if she saw you now?

Speaking of drugs, apparently Dan Mandel himself is a recreational user of both Marijuana and Nitrous Oxide(from Whipped Cream Chargers, perfectly legal). Far out man.

 If you wanna discuss drugs(for whatever reason), click here, Discord doesn't like it when we discuss em.

Aside from that........ 

•  The Lost Dan Vs Theme Song FOUND! Come and See!
•  Discuss OLD TECHNOLOGY. Dang youngsters and them there BluRay tech.
•  Stop and ask The Captain Himself any question you WANT!
•  Talk about North Korea

TOP 10 BEST DAN VS EPISODES

Yup.

We voted on it, and here it is.

Nothing more to say, just.....go watch it...now....and comment.

WELCOME TO THE DAN VS FANZONE

Captain Jerk has just launched the Dan Vs Fanzone, the new Dan Vs DeviantArt group, run by us for us! Join the movement, view art new and old, keep track on news, hell, it's the premium hub for announcments and art contests! Even the fanfictions are on their way!

So what are you waiting for? It's zero maintenance, a simple click of a button. Like, say........... THIS BIG BUTTON YOU CLICK TO JOIN

I'm sure we're all handing Quarantine just fine.

As Quarantines enter their second month, I'm sure we can do a fine job of keeping ourselves clean, sane, and healthy.

Ah fuck it, it's purge time. LET YOUR INNER CANNIBAL OUT AND LET'S PARTY! 

FANDOM UPDATES

• Discuss the tragic massacre last night in Nova Scotia
• Join in on some WORDPLAY
• Look at Homedogs Art Thread
• Discuss Rick and Morty

I love the smell of Rainbow Herbicide in the morning!

(Sorry this is a day late 🙁 )
Looks like Dan is celebrating International Plant Day by making sure it isn't coming back next year....or anytime in the next 7-40 years. Mmm, nothing like a lil Agent Blue in the morning. Why do I have to be Agent Pink though?

 

NEW FANDOM POSTS

•  Talk about what cartoon characters you thought were HOT!
•  Try to diagnose Dan with a mental illness
  
•  Who wants to ROLEPLAY? How about with Dan Vs Characters?

Bunny Hunting Season is in! 

Oh no! Looks like old Danny Boy is going to stop at nothing to keep Easter from coming, and has taken a page out of the top predators book. The Easter Bunny should look to the skies, for nobody can stop Owl Dan when he's on the hunt and he's after you! I'm having rabbit stew tonight!

 

FANDOM NEWS! 

•  Try your hand at getting the high score on Dan Vs: This Game!
•  Start an RP thread!
•  Pay respects to Captain Jerk's deceased pet fish Rugo
•  Discuss if Dan could beat Eric Cartman in a fight
•  Play EU4 with Vikutta

 

 

Cruel High School

Uh oh! Looks like Dan is thinking back to his awkward teenage years! He may have blown away his classmates(literally on many occasions) but his appearances aren't going to do him any favors. Tis a face only a teddy bear could love.

Fandom actually has several new threads going on( I'd advise you to check out the Monty Python thread here )
But today is one of those days where we give Fanfiction the lime light...........and the lime text.

   Fanfiction Updates:

• Dan Vs Change COMPLETE

  Hit and Miss