Who gave Dan access to the compass memes?
Uh oh! Someone gave Dan access to a political compass!
Will Commie Dan start the glorious revolution and forget how to feed himself?
Will Ancom Dan eat nothing, but leaves while stoning everyone who offends them?
Will Nazi Dan take over the world and exterminate the squirrel infidels?
Will Ancap Dan manage to convince the world Hortence is legal?
And will Centrist Dan file his taxes?
Probably none of the above. But hey, if YOU want to take a political compass test and compare it to the others and discuss it and such....it's RIGHT HERE SO CLICK TO GO THERE!
I love weddings, DRINKS ALL AROUND!
Today's the anniversary of "The Wedding", which aired on this day 8 years ago. If we're being realistic, by this point Jerimiah has probably died from his 4th heart attack and Hortence has doubled in weight from living on the all burger diet. That'll wumbo-size a girl's waistline in no time.
Speaking of realistic, can we talk for a second about this? Enough with the lame jokes and ripping off the Daria Fandom, I legit need to say this.
Hortence is a 15 year old girl in the Wedding episode, and was 14 in Burgerphile. And, in that episode, when she was 14, she was whisked away by a 50 something year old rich guy(apparently to his private 'burger island') and then proceeded to marry her a year later.
This..............that is fucked up. Like, Epstein, #burgergate levels of fucked up. Not that Dan would have been much better, but you gotta ask "WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?'
Fandom News....I guess.......
NOT AGAIN
Looks like Dan's celebration of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day (March 20th, look it up, it's real) got a bit more REAL then he expected.
Also someone destroyed the Burger Bonanza. We blame Freemasons. Corn thieving Freemasons is no good.
FANDOM NEWS!
Welcome to The Dan Vs Fandom Blog!
Yes indeed.
We've created a fandom blog for the show Dan Vs, to keep all you eager lads and lasses informed on what we're up to. I'm talking fanfics, discussions, statements from the creator, important events!
This is mostly a test post to get everything set up, but be aware, we've got lot's more plans.
Written by Captain Jerk, Formatting help provided by Blaze Deku. Without him, I'd probably have to annoy significantly more people ;)